you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
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He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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