Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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