my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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