the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
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I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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