Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Two words: blizzard sex
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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