addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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