omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I skipped work to stalk him.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw