About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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