is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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