You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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