We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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