Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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