whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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