i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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