Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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