i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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