is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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