it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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