is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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