I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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