what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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