i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
My ass is underappreciated
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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