You made me cry and you don't even care
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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