Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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