batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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