I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
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I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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