with your own penis?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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