fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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