But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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