ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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