Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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