doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
if only i could text you this smell
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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