bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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