We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
are you so shy because you have an std?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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