I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Randomize
