I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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