The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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