i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Randomize
