It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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