Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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