that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
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My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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