what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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