i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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