He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
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its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I didn't notice because vodka
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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