Umm I'm too high to move.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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