How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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