im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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