I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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