Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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