**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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