I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
